If the genetic gods were not nice to you, and gave you a predisposition to loving carbs and things like chocolate cake, then here is something that will make you a little more careful the next time you eye the delicious brownie or cupcake in the bakery window. Hopefully this will make it easier to avoid those cravings.
Courtesy of jihad watch .
The Daily Mail reports of shop owners who sold chocolate cake SPRINKLED WITH SHIT.
Yup, you read that right.
Two shop-owners were today fined for selling chocolate cake - which had been sprinkled with human faeces.
A horrified customer ate the foul-smelling gateaux but noticed that it didn't taste or smell "quite right" and handed the cake to public health scientists.
The analysts soon established that the sweet treat was covered in faeces and legal proceedings against the shop owners were started.
Shop owners Saeed Hasmi, 25, and Jan Yadgari, 23, were fined £1,500 for selling food unfit for human consumption.
What a lovely world we live in. I think Allah is proud.